Liberal Date Auction - ideas?

Our biggest event of the semester is coming this next week - the Liberal Date Auction. It should be a lot of fun with liberals getting auctioned off - it'll be hopefully have the largest attendance we've had for any event yet.

This weekend we're working on posters and other publicity for it - if you've got any ideas of fun little slogans or lines to advertise with, leave a comment. We're trying to be funny/suggestive without going too far. Some slogans we're working on so far:
- Come for love, not war
- She's very liberal on social issues
- He'll turn you into a red state
- I want YOU, to bid on me
- Lookin' for a first lady
- He can outlast any filibuster (too far?)

There's numerous much worse/obscene ones we've come up with...

Anyway, get excited for the auction and bring all your friends!!
See www.drakedems.com for all the precise information